KEITH: Hey, honey. What have you been up to?
VERONICA: Tell me where to put your father-of-the-year trophy, ‘cause there’s some place I’d like to put it.
KEITH: Wow. Good thing I didn’t go with a bear trap.
VERONICA: This is not funny. I need to see that diary. She’s lying. I know it. I can feel it with every fibre of my being.
KEITH: Honey, you don’t have to get all blue in the face.
VERONICA: You’re patronising me?
KEITH: To be fair, I am your patron.
(Source: ilovekristenbell, via jenilyn2000)